When I was at University, my nickname was “The Lesser-Spotted Tranter”. This was a joke. This name is similar to “The Lesser-Spotted Woodpecker”, which is a smaller relative of the Great Spotted Woodpecker. But when they called me it, my friends were referring to the fact that I was spotted around college less often than most of the other students.
So, where was I spending my time?
I was in the library, of course.